You Made It Inside.

Welcome to the chaos. We saved you a seat.

2 adults (allegedly)
3 feral kids
3 dogs
~20 chickens
1 jail mouse
est. 2006

Current Chaos Level

Perpetually critical. This is normal.

Latest

📌 Pinned Update

6 new chicks have joined the operation.

The flock has been reinforced. Six new recruits arrived and are currently being processed by the existing chickens. Gunner has already tried to befriend them. Twice. The chickens were not impressed.

March 2026 · Jax

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The People

Jax

Jax

Dad. IT guy. Chief of operations.

AP

AP

Mom. Corrections officer. Brought the mouse home.

Ipo

Ipo

20. Too cool for this. Still here though.

JD

JD

8. Full sprint. All the time. No exceptions.

Ali

Ali

6. Arms always up. Chaos engineer.

The Crew

🐕

Diesel

Jax's boy. Built like a tank. 1 brain cell. Maximum love.

🐕‍🦺

Ira

Princess of shadows and mischief. 4-year foster. She runs this.

🐩

Gunner

AP's Great Dane. Massive. Smooth-brained. Pure chaos in a big body.

🐔

The Flock

~20 strong. 6 new recruits. Unsupervised. Thriving.

🐭

Jail Mouse

AP brought it home from work. No further questions.